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I wrote these reviews over a year ago but never got around to posting them. think I've pretty much run out of GWG films worth talking about. From worst to best:

Fox Hunter (1995)Read more... )

Outlaw Brothers (1990)Read more... )

The Godfather's Daughter Mafia Blues (1991)Read more... )

Queen's High (1991)Read more... )
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Some recent mainstream movies I have seen, some good, some bad.

Star Wars 9: Rise of Skywalker. Read more... )

Terminator: dark Fate. Read more... )

Once Upon a time in Hollywood. Read more... )

Charlies Angels Read more... )

Birds of Prey. Read more... )

Knives Out Read more... )
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Ok, this final batch of films are all set in the 30's with no fantasy elements. The first two are set in Korea and pull out all the stops in depicting Japanese characters as greedy, cruel bullies and rapists. Be warned, massively negative ethnic stereotyping fills both of them.

*Hapkido (1972)Read more... )

*When Taekwondo Strikes (1973)Read more... )

My Young Auntie (1981)Read more... )
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In my ongoing quest for movies in which heroines kick ass, I checked out several older Hong Kong martial arts films that predated the "Girls with Guns" genre movies I investigated extensively a couple years ago. It's not possible to go too far back in time with HK movies, as the film studios there tended not to take care of their back catalog. Some films from the pre-Bruce Lee era no longer exist, and most have never been published in any video format. So these are mostly from the late 60's and 70's.

The setting for all of these ranges from ancient China to the early 20th century. Common to all of them, though, is a fantasy element, with the best martial artists possessing magical powers, so they all belong more or less to the Wuxia genre. While most of these are deservedly regarded as classics, only one really worked for me.

Glossary term: "Goat Boy syndrome" is when a film or TV show that is ostensibly about an action heroine turns out instead to be a show about the heroine's male sidekick. Often, the male sidekick seems to perpetually have a one week old stubble beard, hence "goat boy." The examples that inspired Morgan and I to name the syndrome were shows like "Highlander: The Raven," "Dark Angel," and "Sheena."

Come Drink With Me (1966) Read more... )

Golden Swallow (1967) Read more... )

The Angry River (1971) Read more... )

A Touch of Zen (1971) Read more... )

The Shadow Whip (1971) Read more... )

Lady Whirlwind (1972) Read more... )
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In my continuing quest for movies where women kick ass, I recently discovered Zeiram and its sequels.

Zeiram (1991) is a low-budget Japanese live action SF film, in which Iria, an extra-terrestrial (but human-looking) woman bounty hunter, comes to Earth to capture an unkillable interstellar monster (the Zeiram of the title). She is hindered more than assisted in her quest by two male Japanese electricians who stumble upon her temporary base in a warehouse and spend most of the film screaming in terror when the monster goes after them, and she is assisted by a computer named Bob and a very large collection of advanced SF guns, grenades, transporters, and powered armour. Lots of stuff goes boom.

I think the movie sets some kind of record for the number of times the seemingly defeated bad guy gets back up and resumes attacking.

The good news is that Iria is definitely the protagonist and the story remains centred on her. There are bits where the electricians act like sexist males, but they're brief. For the most part, the camera does not objectify Iria and there's none of that hideous fanservice that tarnishes so many anime with heroine protagonists.

Miraculously enough, this movie is not based on a novel or manga or anime - it's entirely original. Naturally, there was a 6 episode anime prequel spin off. There is also a live action sequel, both from 1994.

The sequel (Zeiram II) is basically just more of the same. The two male electicians are not quite as useless as in the first film, but they still need a lot of rescuing. The anime prequel does an origin story for Iria.

The first couple episodes of the anime have a few seconds of mild fanservice, but the rest are entirely clear of that shit. The anime gives a little more time to various male characters than I'd like, but it's still Iria's story - no goat boy hijacking.

I'd recommend both the movies and the anime. A rip of the first movie is up on Archive.org, and the DVDs have literate English subtitles.
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Recent as in the past few months. The bad stuff mentioned below is all recent - I know I watched some forgettable crap last month and the month before, but I remember none of it.

Hellboy (the 2019 version) - what could have been mindless fluff, ruined by excessive violence and gore.

Men in Black International - mindless fluff. Nice to have a female MIB co-star, but the male partner still got most of the screen time. Getting so tired of that, Hollywood.

Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019 version). Monsters destroy several large cities around the globe. Sometimes, some humans appear on screen for a while, mainly it seems in order to demonstrate that nobody gave a damn about the human storyline in this film, from the typists who can be blamed for the so-called script to the director to the actors themselves, who seem to have all either phoned it in or had zero talent.

Dark Phoenix: Remember "X-men, the last stand"? Way back when Patrick Stewart was playing Professor X and they hadn't yet decided to reboot the whole thing with even younger actors? This was inferior to that in every way.

Captive State: Another SF story about alien invaders who occupy America and do bad, totalitarian dictatorship sorts of things to Americans, who of course fight a guerilla war against the evil alien invaders. I think there was a TV series a couple years ago with essentially identical themes to this, it was awful too. At least this time the heroes are mostly poor and brown people who are struggling to overthrow their oppressors, the TV series IIRC was mostly white people who resented being treated like they'd been treating poor brown people for centuries.

Magellan: White Man goes into space (because that's something we have never seen before) using cold sleep to investigate a series of ET signals from the outer planets. Incredibly bad science in the script. I think we were supposed to care about the human relationships in this, but considering that the characters would have been vastly improved if they were made of cardboard, it didn't work very well.

The Frame (2014): This was actually rather interesting. Alex does large scale drug heists for a living. His dad is dying in a hospice. In the evenings, he unwinds by watching a TV show about a paramedic named Sam. Sam is a paramedic with a troubled relationship with her mother. In the evenings, she unwinds by watching a TV show about a criminal named Alex. About fifteen minutes into the movie, Alex and Sam happen to be watching TV at the same time, and see nothing but the other person watching them back, hearing and seeing what they are doing in the privacy of their own living rooms, and talking back to them. Each of them discover that their world is the other person's fictional universe. It's an interesting urban fantasy about reality and fiction, free will and fate.

But I had trouble liking it. Because of sexism. Alex gets at least twice the screen time and character development as Sam. The set up promises us a portrait of two people, but we really only get a portrait of one person, since nearly all of Sam's scenes are about her relationship with Alex. Alex gets to have a complicated life; Sam gets to be the platonic love interest who (avoiding spoilers here) puts the welfare of this man in the TV ahead of her own safety.

Majorie Prime: Another rather interesting film, about rich white people who can afford to buy an AI companion that, over time, learns to simulate a dead loved one. The more you tell it about the person it's trying to imitate, the better a replica it can become. Majorie is old and losing her memory. Her daughter and her son in law have moved in with her to take care of her, but they still have lives to live, so she spends most of her time talking with the AI who looks just like her dead husband when he was young, and who remembers all of the stories she has to tell about their relationship.

The daughter thinks the AI is creepy and refuses to talk to it, the son in law thinks it's helping and tells it as much as he can. This film started out as a stage play, and it shows - it's a thinky, talky piece that explores the interplay of memory and story, in which not a lot happens. Geena Davis plays the daughter, and she is as usual brilliant. The real pity about this movie is that it's so very, very white and wealthy. Because that's the best way to portray universal truths about the human condition, dontchaknow.

Ocean's Eight: Like Ghostbusters before it, this all girl genderswapped remake of an all-boy film is wonderful and fun and doomed to never have any sequels made of it, because angry sexist internet manbaby trolls have seen to it that we are not allowed to have nice things.

Fast Color. A family of three generations of African-American women, all of whom were born with superpowers. The FBI wants to study them, they just want to live their lives in peace. This is an original movie, not based on a comic book or graphic novel, and that probably explains a lot about why it is so damn good.

See You Yesterday: Two African American teenage science nerds build a time machine for their science fair project, a nerdy girl genius and her sidekick. When the girl's brother is killed by white cops, she decides they have to bring him back to life by travelling back in time and preventing the shooting. Complications arise - turns out changing the past for the better is hard. This is a brilliant movie and definitely deserves to be nominated for a Hugo next year.
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Most girls with guns movies cast their heroines as police officers. But there were so many about assassins that I set them aside in a folder, and I have now watched them all.

Things I have learned from watching too many Hong Kong movies about female assassins:

1. Nobody in the criminal underworld of Hong Kong has any idea how to hire someone to commit murder through cut outs so the assassin has no knowledge of their client. Movie after movie involves hit women being hunted down by thugs in the employ of the crime boss who hired them, because the hit woman "knows too much," or simply in order to cover their tracks by eliminating anyone who could finger them for the murder. How this is any different than just having your own thugs do the original murder for you is beyond me.

2. Assassination is such a big business that it pays to abduct small children and train them from near-infancy in the ways of murder. At the same time, highly skilled, well trained assassins are a dime a dozen and whoever is running Murder, Inc is perfectly willing to kill off some of their best talent at the whim of a client or the drop of a hat.

3. Crime bosses are always eager to have the trigger (wo)man bumped off to clean up loose ends and ensure that nobody talks, but it never, ever occurs to them to bump off the manager or handler with whom they actually conducted business and who actually knows far more than the trigger woman about who paid to have whom killed. In short, in Hong Kong cinema, only complete and utter idiots hire the services of professional assassins.

4. If the movie needs to establish that the hit woman is a nice person at heart and not really the cold blooded murderer that she seems to be, it shows her playing with a child, protecting a child from the assassins who are after her, or both.

5. While GWG movies about cops tend to be chaste, movies about assassins tend to be sleazy exploitation flicks. I guess part of it is wanting or needing to not denigrate or badmouth the HK police, but I am not sure what else is going on with this. Somehow, if a HK director wants to make an exploitation flick about a woman who can kick ass, the first thing they think of is to make her an assassin.

6. Also, spies are seriously under represented in the GWG genre. Aside from the three original "Angel" flicks, I don't think I've run into any movies from this era that featured girl spies.

The films, in mostly chronological order:

On the Run (1988) Read more... )

Lethal Panther (1990) Read more... )

Dreaming the Reality (1991) Read more... )

Naked Killer (1992), Naked Weapon (2002), Naked Soldier (2012) Read more... )

So Close (2002) Read more... )
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Lacking any better sorting method, I stuck all the "Girls With Guns" movies with "Angel" in the title (of which there were quite a few) into their own folder, and have now watched them all.

Things learned from this experience:
1. Cops have revolvers, criminals have uzis and AK-47s. Somehow it never occurs to the cops to break out heavier weaponry when they are shooting at the bad guys' HQ.
2. Every single time a criminal deal goes down, whether for the purchase of drugs, jewellery, counterfeit currency or guns, one or both sides will inevitably try to kill the other side so they can keep both money and valuables. This is usually done by having confederates jump out of hiding and mow down the other side with sub-machine guns. Sometimes instead someone just produces a machine gun out of hiding and mows down the other side. Yet somehow, despite every single purchase/sale of illegal goods inevitably leaving a room full of dead bodies, there seems to be no shortage of gang members willing to participate in such transactions.
3. If there is the slightest possibility of melodrama, then you can count on it being in there, dialled up to 11.
4. Gun jammed? Out of ammo? Then the obvious answer is to switch to kung fu. Gun knocked out of your hand? Don't bother trying to pick it up again, just switch to kung fu.
5. Early boss fights are only allowed to happen at construction sites, abandoned quarries, or derelict factories. Final boss fights either happen at one of those places, or they sometimes instead happen at a palatial mansion where the big boss lives.
6. *Everything* opaque is completely bulletproof - not just car doors, but also things like couches, the sliding panel doors in Japanese restaurants, and stacks of cardboard boxes all provide 100% safe cover for cops or bad guys to hide behind while the other side pumps a hail of bullets into the object in question.
7. Hong Kong cinema police tactics are even stupider than Hollywood police tactics, and involve a ton of anonymous officers stepping out into the line of fire and getting shot to death.

Angel Enforcers (1989) Read more... )

Midnight Angel (1990) Read more... )

Angel's Mission (Xian fa zhi ren) (1990) Read more... )

Angel Force (Tian shi te jing) 1991 Read more... )

Angel Terminators (made 1990, released 1992) Read more... )

Angel Terminators 2 (1993)

In Hong Kong cinema, numbered sequels don't necessarily have anything whatsoever to do with the original beyond being vaguely similar in genre and theme and released by the same company. Case in point, this film is utterly different from the previous year's Angel Terminators. With all the drama of the first installment but none of the brutal mysogyny and with a more upbeat ending, this is one I may be keeping in my library. Read more... )
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Every so often I get a hankering to watch women kick lots and lots of ass. Sadly Hollywood produces movies that fulfil this desire a few times a decade, if that. A few months ago, however, I remembered that there is a genre of Hong Kong films called "girls with guns." These were modern day martial arts/crime movies with female protagonists dating from the late 80's and early 90's. When Hollywood makes a film anything like this, it invariably seeks to make the woman who can kick ass be sexy, whether it's by sticking her in implausible lingerie (Resident Evil) or artificially inflating her bust size (eg, Angelina Jolie's Tomb Raider films). The Girls With Guns films, by and large, dressed their gun toting kung fu mistresses in soccer mom outfits and mostly refrained from objectifying them. Which can be incredibly refreshing.

Unfortunately, many of the films mentioned in recommendation lists of this genre got little to no distribution in North America. DVDs, when they exist, are out of print, hard to find and ludicrously priced. Subtitles tend to be amateurishly translated and not many seem to have been dubbed. The most affordable way to watch them is by searching for copies of the complete films on Youtube, and/or looking for DVD rips on bootleg download sites.

The genre kicked off with three films starring Michelle Yeoh.

Yes Madam! (1985) Read more... )

Royal Warriors (1986) Read more... )

Magnificent Warriors (1987) Read more... )

In the Line of Duty 3 (1988), 4 (1989), and 5 (1990) Read more... )

Angel (1987) Angel 2 (1988) (alternate titles included Iron Angels 1 and 2) Read more... )

I've got several more GWG movies in my queue, so there may be another post like this in the future.
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A very good movie that didn't get the respect it deserved, probably because most reviewers were too bound by realism and materialism to understand it.

In Communist Mongolia in (judging by the cars) the 1950's or early 60's, Bagi lives in a yurt with his mother and grandfather, herding sheep. He has very keen hearing, which lets him find lost members of his flock. We are also told he has inherited a spiritual destiny from his ancestors. One winter day, while attempting to locate a lost sheep, Bagi's soul becomes detached from his body. His body lies convulsing in the snow on a treeless steppe next to the lost sheep and his faithful horse, while his spirit wanders lost in a snowy steppe that has trees in it. spoilers abound )

And here is where almost all the reviews I looked at lost any ability to understand the movie, and instead declared it "muddled" (NYT) and nonsensical (SFgate). They bought the doctor's diagnosis, and, having adopted a "rational" explanation for what is going on, were utterly unable to understand the mystical goings on in the final third of the movie, in which Baghi's visions mix and mingle with the "real world."

Baghi realizes that the plague was a lie and their animals are still alive somewhere. He learns where they are stored. Somehow that knowledge moves from the spirit world to the real world, and Zolzaya leads a raid to liberate the animals. Then the real world begins to operate by spirit world logic, so Zolzaya and her compatriots can paralyze the guards with the reflections from broken bits of mirror, and as the animals leave the warehouse where they were being held, sacred blue scarves rain from the sky so that the raiders can tie the scarves around the necks of their freed animals.

I know I missed a great deal of import in this film due to not being familiar with the culture. The complete and blessed lack of any exposition at all (minutes pass with hardly any dialogue whatsoever, this is a film of few words) obviously left most reviewers confused and drifting, but it left me deeply engaged and working hard to sort out what was going on. I see I haven't talked at all about the most significant character in the film, the magnificent, awe-inspiring, and eerie landscape of the Mongolian steppes in winter (the entire film happens in the dead of winter), and the haunting soundtrack that accompanies it.

All in all, a stunningly beautiful, thought provoking film whose ending manages to be both downbeat and upbeat at the same time, highly recommended.
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What movies should one watch the night before? (We are of course speaking of end-of-the-world movies here)

[personal profile] morgan_dhu favours "The Day After Tomorrow" due to the sweet, rich schadenfreude of the ending in which the surviving Americans are reduced to refugees begging for aid from Mexico.

I'm thinking more of a popcorn-and-caviar combo like "2012" (of course) followed by either "Last Night" or "On The Beach."
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Being a potpourri of reviewlets.

1. "Voyage of the Dawn Treader" is a perfectly acceptable, fun movie. Nothing special, but a lot better than the previous two installments in the series. a rocking Reepicheep single-mousedly pulls it out of the humdrum, but cannot make it great )

2. In contrast, consider the Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec, a lovely, wonderful, fun film from France. Think of one of those children's books where the author seems to have thought up all of the most amazing and wonderful things they could have happen and then packed them all into a single story. This movie is one of those books, on film. And it's proof that not all comic book inspired movies have to be testosterone poisoned teenage boy power fantasies )

Trust me, you want to watch this one.

3. Endhiran (the Robot). I watched the "best action scene ever" excerpt from this after it showed up on Boing Boing, and was inspired to seek out the entire film. It was quite the educational experience. Jackie Chan is the #1 actor in Asia, and he is widely known in North America. Rajinikanth is #2, and few people in North America have heard of him, which is on the one hand understandable, and on the other hand a pity. musing on genre conventions and trying to comprehend the scope of Rajinikanth's popularity )

Anyway, Endhiran is a SF movie set in India's near future. Rajinikanth plays both the genius robotics engineer (Dr Vaseejaran), and his android creation, Chitti. lots of spoilers )

So, that was weird, but in a very interesting and educational way. I'll be watching one or two more Rajinikanth movies in the future, but I doubt I'll become a fan.

4. "The King's Speech" is not every bit as good as its reviews say, it is better. I was especially impressed by the way Firth portrayed a gradual slow improvement in George's stammer over the course of the movie. It's a shoo in for several Oscars, but I think it probably has greater resonance for citizens of the commonwealth than for Americans, since the newsreels and recordings and historical photos that the film goes to many pains to faithfully recreate are not part of the American cultural DNA.
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I have seen the Sherlock Holmes movie and it is excellent. I'll get to the movie in a minute, but first, a bit of a rant about the herd mentality in movie making and the recent fad for making "reimaginings" of classic books or films. on reimaginings )

So we have two kinds of "reimagining": on the one hand, the studio pitch buzz word seems to be the new way of saying "buy the rights, then don't actually use any of the source material in the new film." On the other hand, for the tiny handful of producers and directors who actually know what they are doing, it seems to mean "stop paying homage to the prior versions of what we're doing. Avoid the well worn path and make something people haven't seen before."

The first kind of reimagining is easy to do, and pretty much guaranteed to result in unwatchable crap. The second type is hard, especially for film makers, who seem to have a kneejerk reflexive instinct to borrow from their predecessors. The result might or might not be good, but it is guaranteed to be new and different.

The new Sherlock Holmes is the latter type of reimagining. Despite having been written by a committee of five writers (normally a sure sign a film is going to be awful), it's extremely good. I sat down to watch this movie expecting your standard bit of mindless action movie fluff, full of wildly inaccurate history, gapingly obvious plot holes you could pump the Thames through with room left over, and stupid storytelling. What I got was a very good, very smart film that got the history right, told a tight story with no visible plot holes, and which perfectly captured the character of Holmes, portraying him exactly as he appears in the original stories, and not as he has been portrayed endlessly since the 30's in movie after movie after TV show after movie. The Holmes we've all seen before, from William Gillette to Basil Rathbone )

The current movie, on the other hand, manages to convey both the energy and activity of Holmes, and his intellectual gifts. This is a Holmes who actually seems to be miles smarter than anyone else in the room, and who likes to relax by going to the slums and fighting in the boxing ring. Yes, because this is a major motion picture, Holmes's martial prowess and physical activity are highlighted, but not at all at the expense of his intellect.

The committee of writers who scripted the new Sherlock Holmes movie includes at least one person who knows the original stories intimately, and it shows in dozens of little touches. We see Holmes shooting a "VR" in his bedroom wall with a revolver. We see him plucking tunelessly at the strings of his violin as he sits in his messy, dirty apartment, thinking hard about the case. We see him intently observing and noticing minute trivial details, and drawing conclusions from them that leave Lestrade and Watson baffled. We hear several classic lines of dialogue taken from the various original stories and re-purposed to the current tale.

The production team took equal care to recreate Victorian London, not the picture postcard, upper class view of lovely buildings and horse drawn carriages and cobblestone streets we've seen in dozens of films, but London as it really was at the time - polluted and dirty with coal dust and horse manure, filled with masses of working class people scraping by on starvation wages with no dental care and infrequent access to soap and water.

The film does play fast and loose with the canon of Sherlock Holmes stories, but I don't mind this much since Doyle himself never paid much attention to the chronology or the established history of his stories. The film takes place in around 1891, after Holmes and Watson have been living together for a decade and have gotten to the "long time married" point of finishing each others sentences. And Holmes meets Mary Morstan for the first time after Watson and Morstan have gotten engaged, whereas in "The Sign of Four" Watson meets her when she comes to Holmes for help, and the marriage happens in the early 1880's.

To which I say, so what? Keeping to canon would have required the scriptwriters to spend several minutes providing backstory that is useless to the current tale, and the key point of the movie, at the character level, is the "been together forever" relationship between Holmes and Watson, and how Watson's engagement threatens to change that relationship.

And yes, there is some (OK, a lot of) very deliberate subtext going on here. Holmes is not happy that Watson's imminent marriage will take Watson away from him. Watson finds that despite his protests, he himself is not able to disengage -- he cannot stop being Holmes' partner. They finish each others' sentences, borrow each other's clothing, correct each other on trivial mistakes in speaking, and generally act like a married couple, except for the sex and kissing.

Because this is a major motion picture, Holmes and Watson are each given beards - Watson has his new fiancee Mary Morstan (who gets short shrift in the characterization department and remains a cipher), and Holmes has Irene Adler, a woman who is fully his intellectual equal but who makes her living through less legitimate and often illegal means. Annoyingly the actors pronounce her name with a silent final e, but otherwise, both [personal profile] morgan_dhu and I very much liked the portrayal of Adler in this film. The writers took her brief appearance in one Sherlock Holmes story, stayed faithful to it, and yet fleshed out her character to be much more than Doyle allowed her to be. She made a fine, competent, smart heroine, who refreshingly played a key role in saving the day at the end of the film, and who did not get captured by the villain or need to be rescued by the hero at any point.

In the stories, Watson is very boring, very dull-witted, and despite years of hanging out with Holmes he never seems to learn to think like Holmes and is always just as bemused and bewildered by his friend's insights as he was when they first met. Thankfully, the writers ditched this characterization and instead portray Watson as quite competent and smart enough to not only follow much of Holmes' reasoning but even to sometimes see things Holmes misses. They also gave him a gambling problem (kept under control by letting Holmes keep possession of his chequebook) and a dog, both invented out of whole cloth.

As for historical accuracy, besides the afore-mentioned portrayal of London as dirty and polluted, the plot turns on the (accurate in theme if not in the specific secret society portrayed) upper class Victorian fascination with the occult, as we have a secret society of dabblers in magick and Satanism, whose leader has them all convinced he actually does have magical powers, and whose evil scheme forms the core of the plot. Tower Bridge was actually under construction at the time the film is set, and the half-built bridge is the stage for one of the climactic scenes in the film. I got the impression that we were seeing a mixture of gas and electric lighting, again accurate to the period. The film makes a nod to the current fascination with steampunk in the form of a radio-controlled bomb, but by 1891, radio was well understood in theory and early experimentation with radio waves were underway, so it's not too far fetched.

Overall, it was an excellent film, and I felt that by abandoning the hoary old tropes of a century of Sherlock Holmes stage and film productions, it managed to perfectly capture the characters of Holmes, Watson and Irene Adler. Highly recommended.

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